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| April 23rd, 2006 Joe is BACK! * entry not made by Joe
August 1st, 2005 Rawr! If you are reading this then the new DNS entries have propogated and we're with our new host. I love my little girl.
February 18th, 2005
September 10th, 2004 Word up! Only a month and a half between updates! The burning question though is who gives a dam? Yes it's spelled wrong...did you click the link? NO!?! Pfft. Anywho, I'm gonna lay it out there now. Do you read this? Do you care if it gets updated? Obviously if you're reading this, then you do in fact read it. But, unkless you tell me, I'll never know it and I won't be inspired to please my public. That's you reading folks out there. Yer my public. :) So now that my little,...whatever you call that aboce id done, on the the actual news...Biggest thing..I'm a married man now. That's super duper cool. I married the woman of my dreams. That leads to my next news. My dream wife just bought me a new toy. I got a new graphics card for my pooter. My games are OH SO PRETY now! I was just playing Doom 3 and I noticed that with my new card when I look through fire or smoke or steam or something hot you can see heat waves distorting whatever is on the other side! Neat-O! Neat-O like Jello!! I can't wait for Half-Life 2 now!! Yes, I'm a gamer geek. I've come to terms with it. You should too. In other gaming news, Tribes Vengeance single player demo is out as well as the beta of the multiplayer. Ah, this takes me back to some good times. I'll tell ya all about it latyer,...maybe. Anywho, between how fun it is and how great it looks, (thanks Honey!) I must now look into fixing my joystick. And now to switch gears, I have a ton of other new toys as well. We scored big with the wedding gifts,..see the main site for details on that, but here was lots of loot left over. I think Jean mentioned it, but it's with mentioning agian. I have LOTS of new pwertools!! WOOHOO!!! TOOLS!!! 2 of them have laseras! !WOOHOO!!!! TOOLS WITH LASWERS!!!!!!! LASERS AND TOOLS!!! Two ways to make aboy grin. Combine em and I'm just beside myself with silly giddyness. I wanna go cut something righ tnow, just to see the laser at night! However, noise pllution laws can getin the waty of good clean funl. I think it's silly you can 't ruin a skillsaw at 11:30 at night. Sidenote: I have a crappy keyboard and I thiknk it's contributing to the amount of typoes I'm making. BUt they don't call me Typo Joe for nuthin'! ANd I type at work all day long! You'd think I'd get batter a this stuff. *shrug* Well, I've forgotton what I was saying and I'm tired. Let me know fi
you folks want more of the random ramblings of a married, laser-wielding
gamer. July 31st, 2004 Last night I got my ass kicked by a rotor. I was performing a tune-up on my truck. Plugs, wires, cap and rotor. The rotor is supposed to be the easist part. At the end of the night, I was haed to toe grease (I had to crawl completely inside the hood to reach the distributor), wet (the sprinklers came on at the last minute) and broken (I drew blood in at least 4 places trying to get that damned thing off). I went to bed dejected and tired. I had even gone to Walmart to buy a mini pry-bar, but alas, they were sold out. I did however, but everything under the sun that they sold that could posssibly be used as a prybar. A large prybar (much too big for the job), a small can/bottle opener, a handled bottle opener, a nicely rounded ice cream scoop and a nice wide flat head screwdriver. I never got to try any of them, because the sprinklers were the last straw in me taking it in stride,.. getting cold and wet was it for me. I got to vent a little bit to Jean's brother John, who totally felt my pain.."Chevy's are notorious for stuck rotor caps", he told me. John is an automotive swami. He can apparently diagnose a bad valve, and tell you which cylinder, and at what stage of the stroke, by listening to you make funny sounds to describe your symptoms over the phone. So John, now that the smoke is firmly implanted in your hiney, what does this mean? By the way, today with a fresh start, a pair of pliers and
a set of vice grips, the old rotor was removed,...is
12 pieces. MWUAHAHAHA!!! July 29th, 2004 Today's entry will be all about me. My name is Joe. July 27th, 2004 Boom! I've decided I like to say "Boom!" You need something from me? Boom! Done. Let there be wood! Benches are in the
lead 10 to 0.
That means that if 40 people attend the wedding only 30 of you will have
to sit in the grass since you don't care what you sit on. :) So far, I've
built an additional two benches. 3 down,.. It's
getting easier. Not as easy as Easy
Cheese®, but fer sure easier. In other news, typos will now be
given a place on honor and will be made bigger,
bolder and leaning!
So, if something should be bigger, bolder
and leaning, do tell.
Typo's are officially dealt with. Boom!
...and for your viewing pleasure... July 20th, 2004 I hate barbers. I hate them all. They should all be forced
to recieve 2 years of
bad haircuts before they are even admitted to barber school. They shouold
be force-fed Cheeze Wiz straight from the can everytime they give a bad
haircut. In other news, the voting is now 4-0 in favor of benches. Did
I mention Barbers? And Cheeze Wiz as a weapon? I hate hair cutter people.....
July 19th, 2004 Update! The Benches are winning by a landslide! I've had to subcontract out the tally duties to small children who I grossly underpay! I hope I don't overwork them! The tally at this point is 1 vote for Benches, 0 votes for plastic chairs and nobody wants to buy a |
